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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

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Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!