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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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Shoot your shot when the moon has that Instagram filter on it! 🌙📸

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, communication, humor, looks, moon, night, pretty, romantic, text, texting on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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