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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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Earth is hard.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

Going viral on Reddit:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

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Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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Playful message encouraging romantic texting under a beautiful moonlight.

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I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Making waves on WeChat:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Making waves on X:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

Spotted on Telegram:

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

Seen just now on Discord:

Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

Making waves on Telegram:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Going bananas on Messenger:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Trending via Slack:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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