The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot. Commentary:Looks like my snooze button is just an investment in emotional wellness! ๐ ๐ฅฑ๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค If itโs one thing weโve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs. Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday. Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.