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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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Looks like my snooze button is just an investment in emotional wellness! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿš—

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bird, bit, cry, early, early bird, frustration, humor, life, little, longer, lot, morning, office, office life, parking, parking lot, stress, work on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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