Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.