The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar. Commentary:"Who needs an open mind when you can have an open bar? 🍹💡 Bottoms up for closed thoughts and open bottles! 🍻🧠 #Priorities" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much. If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar. One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes. Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight. If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.