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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Commentary:
"Who needs an open mind when you can have an open bar? 🍹💡 Bottoms up for closed thoughts and open bottles! 🍻🧠 #Priorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bar, drinking, fun, humor, i, love, mind, nightlife, only, open, open bar, open mind, socializing, thing, wit on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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