This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol. Commentary:Well, I've seen some intense game nights, but this one might be a bit too much for my heart to handle! 😅🔫🎢 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied. I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.
