Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.