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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.