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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

97 shares on Slack this month:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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