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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.