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"Ah, the trusty memory foam, the unofficial therapist of the bedroom – always there to absorb your hidden screams and never letting you forget that embarrassing moment from 5 years ago 🛌🗣️🤫"

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It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

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5 days ago

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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2 months ago

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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2 months ago

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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2 months ago

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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2 months ago

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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2 months ago

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79 shares on Reddit this month:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can I come over and figure you out?

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

28 shares on X this month:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Live now on Telegram:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Spotted on Reddit:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Spotted on Telegram:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

Just shared via Reddit:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Making waves on Telegram:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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