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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.