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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”