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I’ve disappointed better people.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

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This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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