A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

42 shares on Threads this month:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

31 shares on Messenger this month:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

39 shares on Slack this month:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”