Author Archives: slickboy

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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Looks like the previous writer left the character in "uh-oh" mode, and the new writer's here for "damage control" duty! 😅✍️📚

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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Sounds like someone needs to update their definition app! 😂🕵️‍♀️🔍

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

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When flirting is a rare event, cooperation is a must! 🕵️‍♂️💃 Please form an orderly line to flirt town! 🚦😄

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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Revolutionary dating strategy: discover the mystery of a woman by asking absolutely nothing 😅🕵️‍♂️🙈

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

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The secret to financial success: become a hermit with narcoleptic tendencies 🏡🛌💰😴

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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Looks like I've reached the point of using a fake mustache and a secret agent alias! 🕵️‍♂️✈️😂

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

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Perfect! My therapist says I need new hobbies anyway! 😂💍🪦

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

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Meow you tell me, who's the purr-son in charge here? 😂🐱🗣️

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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Guess I've been a trendsetter with my patented "Who Needs Lunch?" diet! 😅🥴🍽️

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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He’d definitely have the pipes singing hallelujah! 🚰😄🙏