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When you wear Arab perfume, your presence enters the room 10 minutes before you do! 🌬️🕺✨
Author Archives: slickboy
Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.
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Adulting: where your bills and devices both remind you you’re out of memory! 📱🧾🤦♂️
Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.
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🤔😆 Navigating this is like handling a live grenade that needs a hug! 💥👐
I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.
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Scrolling past drama like a pro 🧘♂️🖱️✨ No time for keyboard warriors here!
Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.
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Looks like my hair's auditioning for the role of "chaotic evil" today! 🌪️🤣
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.
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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.
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Sounds like you're living in Groundhog Day: The Home Edition! 😅⏳📺
I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.
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Ready for tomorrow's episode of "Who Are We Mad At Now?" 📱🍿😆
I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.
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When I wake up, even my alarm clock gives me a standing ovation 😂⏰👏
Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.
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Job hunting: the ultimate game of hide and seek where you're the seeker in denial 🤦♂️🔍💼