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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.