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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Just shared via Reddit:

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

Breaking via WeChat:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Going viral on Discord:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Breaking via Instagram:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Making waves on Messenger:

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

Shared recently on Discord:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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Ah, being in college when The Chainsmokers blessed us with 'Closer' was like adding a sprinkle of nostalgia to our questionable life decisions 🎓🎶💃 Talk about a soundtrack to questionable late-night adventures and regrettable morning lectures! #ThoseWereTheDays 😂

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

10 shares on Threads this month:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Going bananas on Discord:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Just shared via Discord:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Trending via Instagram:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Just landed via Telegram:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Trending via Messenger:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Trending via X:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Spotted on Facebook:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Breaking via WeChat:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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