Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the new gourmet experience: dining à la floor with a 7.3-second rule! 🍽️😂🧹 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing. Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words. Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”