For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old ver… … Commentary:🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail. My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday. Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore. Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want. I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.