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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old ver…

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old ver…

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🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birthday, delete, everyone, expired, head, humor, i, joke, me, old, old version, self-deprecating, self-improvement, version, want, whatever on May 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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