For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.
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🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣"

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