For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired. … Commentary:🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction. I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version. For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail. My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday. Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.
