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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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