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Who's paying attention to angles when we're all busy judging the crush's wall art choices? 🎨😂💻
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Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.
Commentary:
When I said I wanted more notifications in my life, I meant pizza delivery updates, not “Check out our new blog post!” 🍕🔔😂
Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.
Commentary:
Sounds fair—if they're not adding a hot tub, they should just enjoy their reruns of "Rents Gone Wild" 📈🏢🚫💸!
My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.
Commentary:
Rise and shine, only to recline! 😴☀️
Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.
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I'd save so much on gas and sanity if teleportation was an app! 🚀📱
The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.
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When women develop radar as a superpower instead of flying! 🕵️♀️✨📡
I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.
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Imagine the savings on grocery bills… and napkins! 🐍🍽️ #SnakeLife
Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.
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I'm multitasking so hard, even my phone is asking for a break 😅📱❤️
You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?
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Wash once, cry twice! If only dirty dishes stayed clean after one wash too. 🍽️🧼💁♀️
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.
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When life gives you mashed potatoes, it locks the drawer for extra flavor! 🥔🔒😂