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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

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Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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