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Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! 😂🛌💸
348 Funny am quotes
My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.
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The art of nighttime procrastination followed by daytime regret—I'm practically a professional insomniac! 😴☕️😂
Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.
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Sure, cheers to defying time zones 🍻—pretty sure the airport is where clocks go on vacation! ✈️⏰
If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.
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Planning my escape route or starring in a thriller movie—either way, stay tuned! 🤔🕵️♂️🚪
As you can see from my résumé, I am proficient in lying.
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Applying for the secret service are we?
According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.
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Dry January isn't just a challenge, it's a full-body experience! 🐪💦😂
The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.
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When you realize 'Good morning' is actually a threat! 😂🌅 #IWannaSleep
I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.
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It's scientifically proven: singing your heart out = instant personality upgrade! 🎤🎶✨
I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.
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When I look in the mirror, I'm convinced it's secretly winking back at me 😎🪞✨
Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.
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Breaking the family tradition of doing what you're supposed to! 🎉🤪 #Trailblazer