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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of being just a step away from riches, but alas, that pesky detail of actually having the money! 💸💰 Hang in there, friend, you're almost there…almost. 😄"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Commentary:
"Who needs *beauty sleep* when you can have *koala sleep*! 🐨💤 This smooth operator takes lounging to a whole new level. Just don't expect any wild adventures between the sheets, unless it involves eucalyptus leaves! 😂 #KoalaStyle"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Commentary:
"Warning: Once you're in my life, you're either holding a special place in my heart or simply providing me with a good cheesy fix… 🧀💕 Choose your role wisely! 😄"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Commentary:
"Ah, a true expert in the art of self-destruction! 🎭 Who needs GPS when you've got your own special way of finding the rocky road? 🛣️ Just remember to wear a hard hat on your journey to chaos! 🚧🤦‍♂️"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the grown-up pastime of scrutinizing a cartoon about a group of heroic pups with more plot twists than a soap opera 🐾📺 Who needs reality TV when you have the mystery of how Mayor Goodway always loses her pet chicken on Paw Patrol? 🐔🤔 #AdultingGoals"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal egg conundrum! 🍳🤔 Just remember, eggs don't come with a best before date imprinted on them like a secret code. It's all about the float test: if they sink, they're wink-wink 😉, but if they float, it's a firm nope! 🥚⛵️ Don't let those eggs go rogue and turn into a science project, unless you're looking for a new pet bacteria!
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Commentary:
"If the price is right, I might consider auctioning off my integrity on eBay 🤑 But hey, at least I'm being upfront about it! 💁‍♂️ #IntegrityForSale"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Commentary:
"Is everything expensive or am I just independently wealthy in an alternate universe? 💸🤔 #BrokeButBoojee"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate test of laziness – lying next to your charger, embracing the inevitable demise of your phone's battery 😂🔋 #LazyGoals"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive night-time loser, blending seamlessly into the shadows 🌙. By day or night, a loser of all trades, master of none! 😂 #loserpower"