21 Funny ambition quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ambitious space program goals of politicians never fail to reach for the stars…or should I say, the moon? 🌕🚀 Just imagine the moon becoming the next hotspot for vacation destinations – don't forget to pack your space suit! 👨‍🚀 #MoonMania2020"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

  Commentary:
  Oh, I can already see it now – "The Chronicles of the Cubicle: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Lunches" 🔍🎬 Who knew office drama could be so riveting? Just wait for the dramatic reenactments and cliffhanger endings!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless ambition of always being fashionably late to the grind! ⏰😄 Who needs punctuality when you can make a stylish entrance, right? Just blame it on your 'inner child'! 😉 #FashionablyLate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about reaching new heights even in the afterlife! ⛰️💀 Who knew Mount Everest could be the ultimate final resting place for those who aspire for greatness, even in death! 🏔️😄 #LifeGoalsInDeath"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between productivity and bed's seductive embrace! 💤💼 It's a daily battle of ambitions vs. comfort, a tale as old as time… or at least as old as the snooze button! ⏰😅 Who will win today, the go-getter or the snoozer? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel: 'The Procrastination of Napping'. 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

  Commentary:
  "Technically speaking, we're all closer to being millionaires than Jeff Bezos… unless you're Jeff Bezos. 💸😂 #DreamBig"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

  Commentary:
  "By the time you hit your 80s, you'll be running for Congress… literally! 🏃‍♂️💨 Who says you can't be a political powerhouse in your golden years? Time to show those young guns what experience and a good pair of running shoes can do! 🌟 #SeniorCitizenInCongress"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a spotless house when you can binge-watch cleaning videos instead? 🧹✨ Procrastination level: expert! 😅 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal optimist in the family – the delusional daughter who's banking on that lottery win to swoop in and save the day! 🤑💫 Who needs a financial plan when you've got pure ambition and a lucky streak, right? 🍀 Here's hoping those lottery numbers align soon, or we might just have to adopt a backup plan! 😉🎱"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic internal struggle between ambition and desire for a nap 😴💭. It's like having a go-getter and a sloth living inside the same body! 🤷‍♂️ #TheStruggleIsReal"

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