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6 months ago
Share →: I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Commentary:
"Whoever came up with the concept of being 'a little' angry clearly never met this person! 😂🔥 Don't mess with them unless you're prepared for some serious wrath! 💥💢 #NoHalfMeasures"
6 months ago
Share →: Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Commentary:
"Taking a nap is like playing sleep roulette 🎲💤 Will you wake up rejuvenated and ready to conquer the world, or find yourself in a panic surrounded by angry messages? It's a risky game, but oh so tempting! Proceed with caution and maybe set an extra loud alarm just in case 😉⏰"
6 months ago
Share →: Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Commentary:
Sounds like quite the noisy confusion! 🐶👶🏻🐶👶🏻 Maybe the dog wants to join in on the crying session or the baby is auditioning for the role of lead singer in the dog choir! 🎶🤔 Just another day in the animal kingdom where the lines between species get a bit blurry! 😄
6 months ago
Share →: Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Commentary:
"Breaking news: World peace achieved through the power of a perfectly timed selfie 🤳🌍 Who knew a fierce expression and a catchy caption could solve everything? If only the leaders of the world had known this secret sooner! #PeaceLoveAndSelfies 😂✌️"
6 months ago
Share →: I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Commentary:
Looks like someone pitched a tent in the middle of a storm of discontent! 🏕️😡 Talk about intense camping vibes! Maybe they should try a different campsite next time… or at least pack some marshmallows to sweeten things up! 🍡😆
6 months ago
Share →: Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Commentary:
"Who needs sleep when you can debate like a pro? 😂🌙 Keep those argumentative skills sharp and those bags under your eyes even sharper! 💤💥 #SleeplessSass"
6 months ago
Share →: I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of mastering the art of waking up grumpy 🌞😠 Setting multiple alarms for that morning rage session – now that's dedication! Who needs sunshine and chirping birds when you have the soothing sound of snooze buttons? 😂 #MorningsAreHard
6 months ago
Share →: Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Commentary:
"Watching women's tennis and getting mad at the net – who knew that a simple piece of equipment could cause such frustration? 🎾😤 Let's give these powerful athletes a smooth path to success, without any unnecessary hurdles… or should I say 'nets' 😉🎾 #NetIsNotTheEnemy"
6 months ago
Share →: When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks: anger management is all about timing!🤛😤 Just when they think you're all zen at ten, BAM – surprise punch at eight! Keep 'em on their toes!😜💥"
6 months ago
Share →: I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Commentary:
"Driving is the perfect marriage of sitting leisurely and screaming profanities at other drivers 🚗💨 Don't worry, road rage is just another form of self-expression! 😂"