21 Funny angry quotes

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Watching women's tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn't put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I forgot the word "espresso" so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Women don't apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025