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When your iPhone's spidey senses say, "Nah, better wait for Mercury to be out of retrograde first." 📱🔮🌌
99 Funny apology quotes
Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.
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😂🔍 "When the only diagnosis is 'overthinking'!" 🩺😅
I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.
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When you realize your love life is just one long comedy sketch 😂🎭⏰
Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?
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Yippee! What can I say, I'm easily influenced by gravity! 😂👖🔥
I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.
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When life's giving you the short straw, guess you’re just stuck sipping on reality. 🥤🤷♂️
Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.
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Looks like I'm running a "winging it" marathon and I'm winning! 😂🤷♂️🥇
You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.
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Been there, done that! I've mastered the art of finding exactly what wasn't asked for! 🔧😅👨🔧
Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.
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When happiness holds you hostage, even alarms wave white flags! 😂⏰🏡
As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.
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Fashion crimes of the past come back to haunt us all! 😅👖🙈
Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.
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When your life's been sponsored by Anxiety Inc., and you're now on the "Oops, I Ghosted You" tour 🙈📞🎭