Funny attachment quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

  Commentary:
  "Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Once you're in my life, you're either holding a special place in my heart or simply providing me with a good cheesy fix… 🧀💕 Choose your role wisely! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day romance with our phones 😂📱! It's always there for us in moments of need, be it a late-night scroll or an early-morning alarm clock. Who needs candlelit dinners when you have screen time as the ultimate bae? 🌙⏰ #RelationshipGoals"

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