Funny attachment quotes

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My phone is like my lover, it's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025