16 Funny avocado quotes

• Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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• Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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• I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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• When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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  2 weeks ago

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• ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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• Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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  3 weeks ago

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