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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Just landed via Discord:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Spotted on Slack:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Trending via X:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Breaking via WeChat:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Breaking via Discord:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Freshly posted on Slack:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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Share →: Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Commentary:
"Me: *sweats nervously* 📚😅 Well, you see, I like to give them time to marinate in their unread glory before diving in. It's all about building up that suspense, right? 😉 #BookwormProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Commentary:
"When your partner thinks you need therapy, but you know all you really need is Frodo and Sam to get you through the day. 🧝‍♂️🧙‍♂️ #LOTRtherapy #ExtendedEditionForever"
5 months ago
Share →: “You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'psychopath' accusation – but hey, at least I've got direction in life! 🚶‍♂️ Meanwhile, someone needs a GPS to find their way out of chaos! 🗺️😂 #SortYourLifeOut"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Commentary:
Oh, how titillating! 😂 It seems like someone has been quite the savvy collector, gathering all the cleavage crumbs for a special someone! 💁‍♀️🍪 Just remember, a little sprinkle of humor always keeps the romance fresh! 😉💕
6 months ago
Share →: Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Commentary:
"Rise and shine, it's a dumbfounded weather forecast today! ☁️☀️ Better pack your brain cells along with your sunglasses, babe! 😂"

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Breaking via Facebook:

I told ChatGPT about us.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Going viral on WeChat:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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