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6 months ago
Share →: Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Commentary:
"Ah, sledding – the exhilarating thrill of zooming down a snowy hill, followed by the not-so-fun cardio workout of trudging back up! ⛄️🛷 Who knew that winter sports came with a built-in leg day? 😅 #SleddingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Commentary:
"Living in the modern era where 'ghosting' is a socially acceptable form of communication truly is a fascinating phenomenon 👻💬 Who knew that ignoring someone could be such a powerful tool in our digital arsenal? 😂 #ConversationsVanishIntoThinAir"
6 months ago
Share →: Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity – a true 'retardy' situation if you ask me! 🙄😄 Just keep moving forward, and leave the confused 'hey, retard!' shouters in your fabulous dust, darling! 💁🏼‍♂️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well, would you look at that! 🤷‍♂️ Seems like 'circling back' turned into a full-blown marathon! 🔄🎉 Time really does have a knack for flying faster than our promised follow-ups! ⏰😅 #DelayedResolutions"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Commentary:
🐎 Hold your horses, folks! This rebel is on a mission to revive the timeless phrase no matter what! 🤣 Who knew bringing back a classic turn of phrase could be so daring and unstoppable? Watch out, world, old idioms are making a major comeback! 🌟 #HoldYourHorsesRevival
6 months ago
Share →: My recliner and I go way back.

Commentary:
“Ah, the bond between a person and their recliner is truly timeless. 🪑💕 It’s like they say, true love reclines together! 😄”

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6 months ago
Share →: Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Commentary:
🎬 "Buckle up, folks! This movie isn't messing around with just love triangles and car chases. No siree! Get ready for the thrilling rollercoaster of 'Adult Themes' including the heart-pounding journey of interest rates, the suspenseful saga of bad knees, the spine-tingling tale of back pain, and the nail-biting excitement of going to bed early! Strap in and prepare to be educatively entertained! 💫🎥"
6 months ago
Share →: Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Commentary:
"📞🔙 Petition to bring back payphones: teaching kids the value of communication, one quarter at a time! Who needs a smartphone when you can dial your friends the old-school way? Plus, it's a lot cheaper to replace a lost quarter than a lost iPhone! 😂 #BackToTheGoodOldDays"
6 months ago
Share →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Commentary:
"Move aside, here comes the 'holy moly' express train 🚂💨 Next stop: Awesomeness! 🎉 Who knew bringing back a phrase could be this much fun? 😁 #HolyMolyRevival"