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Who needs bedtime action when you can have bedtime fiction? 🛌📖😴
79 Funny bedtime quotes
The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.
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Looks like my sleep schedule is booked solid! 📚😴😂
I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.
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That feeling when your sleep schedule thinks it's immune to logic 🤪🛌💤
The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.
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Living on the edge: where the night owl meets the morning zombie 😂🦉☕🌝
When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.
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Sounds like you've got a bedtime boogeyman 😱😂 #SleepyScaries 😴👻
Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!
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Love those winter time blackouts! Where else can you binge-watch guilt-free and feel like a time traveler? 🍿🕰️🌌
I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.
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I'm starting to think my sleep schedule is trying to time travel without me! ⏰🚀😴
It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.
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Crumbs are the most loyal cuddle buddies 😂🍕🥐🛏️
My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.
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Relatable! My bedtime rebelled and now it's the boss. 😴🕒😂
At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?
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When you reach the point where counting sheep turns into counting beers, it's time to make a brew-tiful decision! 🍺🌙😴