Funny board game quotes

• Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

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  3 weeks ago

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• I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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  2 months ago

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• You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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  2 months ago

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• The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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  2 months ago

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• Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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  2 months ago

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• Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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  2 months ago

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• I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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  2 months ago

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• I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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  2 months ago

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• Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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  2 months ago

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