41 Funny born quotes

• I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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  born, boy, family, humor, i, identify, identity, packaging

• As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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  August, birthday, born, humor, i, leotard, offensive, someone, word

• The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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  adventure, birth, born, bungee, bungee jump, ever, experience, humor, i, jump, jumping, life, life experience, risk

• You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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  birth, born, death, die, existence, honesty, humor, lie, life

• Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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  3 weeks ago

  accuracy, anger, born, comedy, ghost, ghosts, height, historical, historical accuracy, horror, me, movie, nothing, research, screenwriter, tall

• The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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  3 weeks ago

  birth, born, brain, great, human, humor, liking, love, relationships, second, someone, soon, start, works

• Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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  born, development, humor, memory, people, photographic, question, take, time

• It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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  birth, born, death, die, everything, humor, irony, life, mistakes, wrong

• I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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  born, capitalism, choices, disappointment, favorite, historical, historical reference, humor, i, irony, king, late, life, life choices, mistress, reference, stage, sun, Sun King, Versailles

• Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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  before, born, comedy, conversation, disbelief, frustration, honesty, humor, irony, never, sarcasm, say, stupid, thought

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