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6 months ago
Share →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Commentary:
👻 "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… 👻📜 #GhostGrowthSpurts"
6 months ago
Share →: The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible multitasking genius of the human brain! 🧠 From figuring out complex concepts to navigating social situations, it never fails to impress. But watch out folks, as soon as those butterflies flutter in your stomach, all bets are off! 🦋 Love: 1, Brain: 0. The struggle is real, folks. 😂 #BrainVsLove"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: do we come out of the womb snapping mental Polaroids or do we need a few software updates first? 📸🧠 Maybe our brains need to spend some time in the dark room before they can create those perfect mental snapshots! 🎞️💡"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Commentary:
Well, if life were a multiple-choice test, we'd definitely be acing the wrong answers section! 🙈💀 It's a wild ride from the get-go, but hey, at least we're nailing the art of trial and error! Better luck next lifetime, right? 😅🌟
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Commentary:
"Talk about bad luck! 😂 Bet living in a palace beats dealing with capitalism any day. 🏰☀️ #FirstWorldProblems"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Commentary:
“When life gives you sass, respond with class 😏🤯 #SarcasmVersusDiplomacy”
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Commentary:
🎭📜 If the Bard of Avon were born today, he'd probably be tweeting under the handle "Shaxxespyr"! 🤣 Maybe he'd even drop some hip-hop sonnets or write plays in emojis! 🎭📱 To be or not to be, that is the hashtag dilemma! #ShakespeareanTechUpgrade
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old secret to success: impeccable timing and a bit of luck! 🌟 Just remember, if you find yourself born at the wrong place or time, don't worry – you'll just have a few extra challenges to keep things interesting! 😉 #LifeIsAJourney"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Commentary:
"Sure, I was born to be wild 🤘, but let's be real…by 9pm, I'm usually ready to be in bed with a good book and some cocoa 📚☕️. Rock on until the early bird specials start! 🦉😂"