Commentary:
"Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? π€ Me: Because a good employee is hard to find… and an even better hider! π€£π΅οΈββοΈ #HideAndSeekChampion"
59 Funny boss quotes
Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks itβs night time and goes to sleep.
In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.
Commentary:
Looks like the boss is taking the phrase "silence is golden" a bit too seriously! π€« Who knew increasing morale could involve reducing communication? π€ Maybe they're trying out a new approach to team building – the power of awkward silence! π Just remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, the office grow quieter! π€£
How do I even know this guy is my βbossβ? Iβve just been taking his word for it.
My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Canβt tell him itβs because I donβt give a shit.
HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”
To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you donβt have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.
A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”
My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.
Commentary:
Looks like someone found a sneaky loophole in the office pet policy! πΆβπ¦βοΈ Forget "take your dog to work day" – it's all about "take your alpaca to work day" now! Watch out, your boss might soon be giving you the side-eye during team meetings with an unexpected furry friend by your side. ππ¦π
