68 Funny boss quotes

• My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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  2 weeks ago

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• You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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  2 weeks ago

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• In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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  2 weeks ago

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• How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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  2 weeks ago

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• My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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  3 weeks ago

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• HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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  3 weeks ago

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