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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Trending via Twitch:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Going viral on Twitch:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Going viral on Threads:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Just landed via Discord:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Just shared via Discord:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

4 weeks ago

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

1 month ago

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

1 month ago

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

1 month ago

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

1 month ago

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

1 month ago

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

1 month ago

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

1 month ago

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

1 month ago

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

1 month ago

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42 shares on Discord this month:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

A Monday every week is excessive.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Imagine being social on social media.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Twitch:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Just landed via Reddit:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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