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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Breaking via Reddit:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Trending via Snapchat:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Breaking via Slack:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Breaking via Slack:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Going viral on WeChat:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Funny cable quotes

Funny cable quotes are the perfect way to add some ⚡️spark⚡️ and laughter to your tech talks! Whether you’re tangled up in wires or just love a good pun about your favorite lifelines 🔌, these witty lines will have you chuckling while you charge. Get ready to unplug from boredom and plug into some electrifying humor! 😂🔋⚡️

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4 days ago
Share →: Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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HDMI cords are like the reigning champions in the cable world—always connecting and never asking for more than a good plug-in! 🎮📺⚡
6 months ago
Share →: Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Commentary:
"Who needs a dominatrix when you have a sassy vacuum cleaner cable giving you a run for your money? It's all fun and games until the power switch becomes the ultimate safe word. 🌀💥😂 #CleaningUpLiterally"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Commentary:
"Who needs cable when you can pay for multiple streaming services and still have money left over for… well, not much 🤑💸 Don't worry, your brainpower will surely help you find a way to cut costs… maybe. 😅📺 #StreamingOverload"
6 months ago
Share →: I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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Oh, so you're preparing for a potential stint in the big house, huh? 🤣🏛️ Just remember, life in prison isn't all movie marathons and popcorn – but hey, at least you'll have some stellar Shawshank Redemption quotes ready to go! 🍿#LifeGoals #PrisonPrep

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Shared recently on X:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

Making waves on Snapchat:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Making waves on X:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Breaking via Messenger:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Spotted on Telegram:

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Spotted on Discord:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Breaking via TikTok:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Reported on Discord:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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