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Funny cable quotes are the perfect way to add some ⚡️spark⚡️ and laughter to your tech talks! Whether you’re tangled up in wires or just love a good pun about your favorite lifelines 🔌, these witty lines will have you chuckling while you charge. Get ready to unplug from boredom and plug into some electrifying humor! 😂🔋⚡️

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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