Funny cable quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a dominatrix when you have a sassy vacuum cleaner cable giving you a run for your money? It's all fun and games until the power switch becomes the ultimate safe word. 🌀💥😂 #CleaningUpLiterally"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs cable when you can pay for multiple streaming services and still have money left over for… well, not much 🤑💸 Don't worry, your brainpower will surely help you find a way to cut costs… maybe. 😅📺 #StreamingOverload"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're preparing for a potential stint in the big house, huh? 🤣🏛️ Just remember, life in prison isn't all movie marathons and popcorn – but hey, at least you'll have some stellar Shawshank Redemption quotes ready to go! 🍿#LifeGoals #PrisonPrep

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