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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

3 months ago

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

3 months ago

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

3 months ago