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Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Spotted on Slack:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Breaking via Discord:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Breaking via X:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Spotted on WeChat:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Just shared via Snapchat:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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68 shares on Telegram this month:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

57 shares on Discord this month:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

21 shares on Discord this month:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

52 shares on Slack this month:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Breaking via Instagram:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Shared recently on WeChat:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Just shared via Twitch:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Trending via Pinterest:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Just landed via Reddit:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Seen just now on WeChat:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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