Funny cable quotes

• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

For even more funny cable quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny cable quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌