40 Funny calling quotes

• Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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  1 week ago

  behavior, calling, digital, humor, internet, joke, media, online, online behavior, police, satire, social, social media, someone, unfollow

• Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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  2 weeks ago

  ahead, beans, brewing, cafe, caffeine, calling, coffee, daystarter, humor, joke, morning, routine

• Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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  2 weeks ago

  call, calling, calling off, hours, humor, management, procrastination, time, time management, work

• Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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  2 weeks ago

  baking, calling, compliment, cookie, food, food humor, humor, irony, someone, tough, tough cookie, worst, worst cookie

• Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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  2 weeks ago

  active, call, calling, excuse, humor, i, missed, phone, response, saw, sorry, volcano

• You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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  2 weeks ago

  calling, clever, cultured, humor, nickname, start, wordplay, yogurt

• Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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  2 weeks ago

  asking, calling, color, favorite, favorite color, funny interaction, humor, interaction, irony, liar, people, question, social, social question

• Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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  2 weeks ago

  1, 50, activity, after, age, age humor, calling, floor, floor activity, gift, gift wrapping, gifts, help, holiday, holiday preparation, holiday spirit, humor, preparation, spirit, stand, standing, standing up, struggle, wrapping

• Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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  2 weeks ago

  calling, education, existence, humor, irony, pain, PhD, pleasure, reading, study

• The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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  2 weeks ago

  answer, being, calling, humor, i, number, people, phone, polls, reason, skepticism, trust, unknown, unknown number

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