40 Funny came quotes

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was pudnished for their actions.

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was pudnished for their actions.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat's problem is.

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025