Funny capitalism quotes

• Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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  4 weeks ago

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• “Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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• The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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  1 month ago

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• I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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