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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from β€˜everything you do is a turn-on’ to β€˜you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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It’s called a β€œsports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Just landed via Discord:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks β€œare you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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