Funny capitalism quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the pasta noodles finally getting a glimpse of the world outside their box prison! 🍝🌎 Thanks to capitalism, they can now dream of al dente adventures and sauce-y escapades! Who knew transparency could be so deliciously entertaining? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about bad luck! 😂 Bet living in a palace beats dealing with capitalism any day. 🏰☀️ #FirstWorldProblems"

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