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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

3 months ago

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

3 months ago

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

3 months ago

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

3 months ago

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

3 months ago

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

3 months ago

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

3 months ago

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

3 months ago

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

3 months ago

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

3 months ago

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

3 months ago

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

3 months ago

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

3 months ago

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

3 months ago

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

3 months ago

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

3 months ago

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

3 months ago

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

3 months ago

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

3 months ago

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

3 months ago