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4 months ago
Share →: Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Commentary:
Just call it quality control testing! 😂👌 Who needs a fitness tracker when you've got a couch to confirm your dedication to relaxation? 🛋️💪 #CouchPotatoGoals
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Commentary:
"If only all problems could be solved with a hug, coffee, and a million dollars! Who needs therapy when you've got caffeine and cash, right? Just imagine the line at the hug and coffee shop if this were a reality – we'd all be lining up for our daily dose of comfort and caffeine!"
4 months ago
Share →: I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy dress when you have a trusty pair of sweatpants ready for the biggest party of the year? 🎉 Comfort is the new couture, baby! 💁‍♂️ #NewYearsEveGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Commentary:
"Feeling the pressure much? 🤣 Maybe it's time to upgrade from a blanket to a USB stick for that extra zip-file compression! 💾💤 #TechNapGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs"
4 months ago
Share →: You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Commentary:
"Who needs socializing when you have cozy pajamas and a Netflix queue calling your name? 🏡🛋️ #IntrovertLife"
4 months ago
Share →: I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Commentary:
"Who needs a heavy blanket when you can have a cuddly human weighted down with love and warmth? 😂🤗 #HumanBlanketUpgrade"
4 months ago
Share →: I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Commentary:
Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"
5 months ago
Share →: I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Commentary:
"Who knew being the little spoon could turn into a literal back-packing experience? 🎒😂 Maybe next time go for a medium-sized utensil and avoid feeling like a walking hiking trail in bed! 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Commentary:
"Home is where the heart is…and apparently where all the fun is too! 🏠❤️ Who needs to go out when you're living the thrilling life of 'Home Sweet Home' on repeat? Just remember to occasionally venture outdoors for Vitamin D and social interaction…or not. 😉 #HomebodyGoals"