Funny complaints quotes

• I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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  1 day ago

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• Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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  3 days ago

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• I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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  6 days ago

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• How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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  7 days ago

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• You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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  2 weeks ago

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