Funny complaints quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

  Commentary:
  Riding solo like a music DJ on wheels! 🎧🚴‍♂️ Who needs a DJ when you can be your own personal playlist curator? No complaints, just endless bops on repeat. 🎶😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

  Commentary:
  "Dear customer service, I thought about writing this complaint with my quill pen, but then I realized my middle finger typing skills are far more impressive. 🖕😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like the alarm clock might need some therapy for the trauma of facing that morning mess every day! 🕰️🤪 Maybe it's high time for a make-up-free morning routine to show it some mercy. 🤣 #AlarmClockStruggles #MorningStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like your daughter has a quick humor processor and a perfect response algorithm installed! 😄👩‍💻 It seems like customer service skills are in her genes – must be a family feature! 🧠💬 #SassGameStrong

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