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Funny condom quotes

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025
Wearing a condom while she's on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you're good in bed, how many calories you've burned and when the next train leaves.

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots.

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025