Funny quotes condom

Funny condom quotes

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

4 weeks ago

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

1 month ago

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

3 months ago

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

3 months ago

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

3 months ago

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

3 months ago