Funny condom quotes

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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