70 Funny conflict quotes

• Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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  anger, angry, caption, conflict, de-escalation, diplomacy, guys, humor, international, looking, media, posting, selfie, social, social media

• Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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  3 weeks ago

  adult, angry, argument, bed, conflict, finish, humor, never, relationship, stay, staying, staying up

• Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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  3 weeks ago

  conflict, every, fight, finger, humor, me, media, middle, middle finger, online, reaction, social, social media, someone, time, wings

• When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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  anger, angry, breath, conflict, count, humor, nobody, punch, reaction, surprise, take, ten, throw, unexpected

• Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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  3 weeks ago

  battle, challenges, club, conflict, fight, fight club, fighting, humor, know, life, life challenges, rule, rules, secrecy, struggles

• The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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  aggression, archery, conflict, guy, humor, i, inventor, irony, joke, man, over, stab

• Can’t, holding a grudge.

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  can’t, conflict, feelings, grudge, holding, humor, relationships

• Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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  bullied, chatter, conflict, food, head, humor, inner, inner conflict, mental, mental chatter, stomach, voices

• The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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  3 weeks ago

  best, conflict, enemy, friend, friendship, guess, humor, i, irony, own, self, worst

• Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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  another, cars, community, conflict, cops, front, gossip, house, humor, likes, neighbors, nothing, tension, together

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