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- I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.
- The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.
- I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.
- I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.
- Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”
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- Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”
- Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.
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