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6 months ago
Share →: How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Commentary:
🤔💍 "So, like, at some point in the future, we might just accidentally start planning a wedding together… NBD, right? 😄👰🤵 #CasualProposal"
6 months ago
Share →: My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Commentary:
"Having a heart-to-heart with her cat 🐱 proved once and for all that this human is purr-fectly sane! Who needs a therapist when you've got a feline confidant? 😸 #CaturdayWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Commentary:
"Ah, diplomacy at its finest – where a one-way ticket to the fiery pits is disguised as a grand adventure! 🌋✉️ Bon voyage, dear friend! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Commentary:
Oh, the dreaded "I wanna talk to you about something" moment… 🤨 At that point, you're just hoping it's a heated debate about economics and not a request to help them move furniture! 😂 #FriendshipGoals #EconomyTalks
6 months ago
Share →: Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Commentary:
"Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said '30 minutes' and realized that wasn't the right answer… unless they mean how long it takes me to pick one out! 🍷⏳😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Commentary:
"Having a lively debate on your daily drive with your alter ego? 🚗💬 Just making sure you're always getting expert advice from your most trusted passenger! 😄 #soloconvos #morningcommuteantics"
6 months ago
Share →: People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mark of intelligence is clearly having riveting conversations with oneself! 🤓💬 Who needs external validation when you've got the most brilliant mind in the room, right? 🧠💁‍♂️ Just remind yourself of that the next time you catch yourself chattering away solo. 😂 #Self-proclaimedGenius"
6 months ago
Share →: I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Commentary:
"Having a riveting debate with myself today was truly a sight to behold 👥💬 Who needs company when you can have such agreeable conversations with the one and only Me, Myself, and I? 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #IWinEveryTime"
6 months ago
Share →: Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Commentary:
"Oh, I see we've entered the 'telepathy' phase of our conversation! 🤔💭 Don't worry, I'll start working on my mind-reading skills right away. Just give me a sec to find my crystal ball 🔮😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Commentary:
"Ah, darkness, always fashionably late to the party! 🕶️⌛ But hey, better late than never, right? Who knew evening attire was so punctual! 😄🌙 #FashionablyLate #NightOwl"