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In that universe, I bet caffeine is the one that needs me to wake up! ☕️😂✨
625 Funny day quotes
Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.
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Who knew sick days could be the secret to job security? 😜💼🌴
I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.
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When you realize the only good kind of hot chili peppers are the ones you eat, not the band at your wife's secret date night 🌶️🎸😭
One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.
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Looks like my sanity joined a rock band and is on tour 🚬🎸🤪
I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.
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Starting my day at 4 p.m. really shows how angelic I am 😇✨ #BlessedProcrastinator #LivingMyBestLife
I miss my prime era (playing outside in the sun all day).
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Wouldn't mind trading adult responsibilities for some epic hide-and-seek championships right about now!
Squirrels always look and act like it’s their first day being a squirrel.
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When you're trying to adult but secretly have no idea what's going on 🤪🐿️✨
And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.
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When life decided to go full blockbuster mode, popcorn was not enough 🍿😂🍺
Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.
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Looks like we're just one step away from electing a president with a wrestling belt and camouflage suit! 🤪🤼♂️🏆
Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.
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Just another episode in the sitcom called life! Can’t wait for the season finale 😂🍿📺