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Wouldn't mind trading adult responsibilities for some epic hide-and-seek championships right about now!
630 Funny day quotes
Squirrels always look and act like it’s their first day being a squirrel.
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When you're trying to adult but secretly have no idea what's going on 🤪🐿️✨
And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.
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When life decided to go full blockbuster mode, popcorn was not enough 🍿😂🍺
Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.
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Looks like we're just one step away from electing a president with a wrestling belt and camouflage suit! 🤪🤼♂️🏆
Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.
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Just another episode in the sitcom called life! Can’t wait for the season finale 😂🍿📺
The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.
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Relatable content alert: proof that even I can't stand how awesome I am for a solid 24 hours a day 😂🤷♂️
I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.
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"Finally, a generation that excels in the art of horizontal productivity! 📱😴 #BedrottiNation"
Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?
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Sounds like a full-time job with no benefits! 😂🤦♀️ #OverworkedAndUnderpaid
Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.
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When life gives you meltdowns, demand a pizza with extra cheese 🍕🧀😂
And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.
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Growing older: gaining wisdom points but with a high chance of memory wipe! 🧠✨🙃