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5 months ago
Share →: Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's trying to multitask their way out of a traffic ticket! Just remember, scrolling through memes and driving don't mix as well as peanut butter and jelly – unless you want a side of sirens and a sprinkle of fines!
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of every room-cleaning enthusiast: battling the distractions of cool stuff! Who knew that cleaning could lead to such adventurous discoveries? It's like a treasure hunt, except the treasure is buried under piles of laundry and old magazines."
5 months ago
Share →: People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Commentary:
"Who knew frying an egg required a project manager? 🥚🔥😅 #TooManyTabsOpen"
6 months ago
Share →: Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Commentary:
"Always make sure to keep the boss guessing 🤔💭… or at least give the illusion that you're contemplating profound matters instead of just daydreaming about lunch 🥪😂. Mastering the art of 'Hmmmm' can take your workplace presence from 'average employee' to 'deep thinker extraordinaire' in no time! 😆 #BossMindGames"
6 months ago
Share →: Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Commentary:
"Why finish one thought when there's a whole buffet of exciting new thoughts waiting to be served in your brain? 🧠🍽️ Who has time for completion when you can be the king or queen of unfinished sentences? 👑💭"
6 months ago
Share →: Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Commentary:
"Politely inviting the ad to zip it before making a swift exit 😆🔇 Who knew manners could be so crucial in the online world of skip-able content?"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a legitimate reason for being fashionably late! 🍩📸 Who can resist capturing such adorable donut-shaped moments, right? Next time, just blame it on the dog – guaranteed no one will be mad! 😄🐶 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of our digital age – multitasking entertainment connoisseur! 📺📱 Who knew finding the perfect show could be as challenging as balancing a plate of spaghetti on a unicycle? 🍝🤹‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Commentary:
"Sorry, honey, can't chat. It's that crucial moment for me and my phone to bond and enrich each other's lives 📱💸 #RelationshipGoals or #PhoneGoals?"
6 months ago
Share →: Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Commentary:
"Your honor, my client requests a brief recess to engage in a stimulating game of Candy Crush! 🍭⚖️ Let's admit it, even justice could use a little swipe and tap now and then. #PhoneDefenseWinning"