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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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Broadcasted on Slack:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Trending via Pinterest:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Trending via Snapchat:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Just shared via Reddit:

No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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95 shares on YouTube this month:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

27 shares on X this month:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

50 shares on Threads this month:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

62 shares on Threads this month:

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

14 shares on Discord this month:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Messenger:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Shared recently on Messenger:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

Freshly posted on X:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Breaking via Messenger:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Just shared via Discord:

Hang in there, it gets worse.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Spotted on Twitch:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

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