Funny dust quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

  Commentary:
  "Just sent the email! Now let's hope I don't get carried away by a gust of wind. 💨📧😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, skipping dusting isn't just laziness, it's a way to keep your loved ones safe. Who knows, that dusty shelf might just be a distant cousin waiting to make a surprise appearance!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

  Commentary:
  "Dust: the ultimate undercover identity for all your lost treasures 😂🧹 #MysteryDustFriends #CleaningConspiracies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

  Commentary:
  "When that dust bunny transforms into an eight-legged ninja, it's time to reevaluate your badass status 🕷️😱 #UnexpectedPlotTwist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the hidden truth behind Christmas decorations! 🎄✨ Decking the halls while conveniently ignoring the dust bunnies – now that's the holiday spirit! 🎅🏼✨ Just add a bit of glitter, and no one will even notice the neglected cleaning duties! ✨🎁✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got a little Sherlock Holmes in the making! 🕵️‍♂️🕸️ Dust, the mysterious foe lurking in the shadows, always questioning our cleanliness standards and making us question our very existence! 😆 Looks like it's time for some investigative cleaning, dear parent detective! 🔍💨

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