Commentary:
Looks like my stomach is the real decision-maker here ๐๐
#BlameTheHunger
16 Funny fairy tale quotes
Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?
We need a Disney princess whoโs a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.
Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.
Commentary:
Looks like the gingerbread house real estate market in the forest has really plummeted ๐ญ๐ฒ Seems like witches are struggling to attract people with their baking skills these days! Maybe they should consider a more modern approach like food delivery apps to boost their customer base! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฌ #WitchRealEstateStruggles
If I was Snow White, you wouldnโt get me with an apple. Youโd have to poison a taco or something.
I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.
The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.
Commentary:
"Imagine stumbling upon the house from Hansel and Gretel, only to find it magically transformed into a delicious taco paradise! ๐ฎ๐ Now that's a spicy twist on a classic tale that is sure to leave your taste buds wanting more! Just make sure not to nibble on the walls, or you might end up attracting some very hungry taco-loving witches! ๐ฎ๐งโโ๏ธ๐"
I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, youโre drunk.
