14 Funny fairy tale quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

  Commentary:
  When a Disney princess takes an MBA: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest of them all?" 🍎💰👑

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the gingerbread house real estate market in the forest has really plummeted 🍭🌲 Seems like witches are struggling to attract people with their baking skills these days! Maybe they should consider a more modern approach like food delivery apps to boost their customer base! 🧙‍♀️🍬 #WitchRealEstateStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

  Commentary:
  "If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅‍♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, Rumpelstiltskin really knows how to keep his true self under wraps! 🙈 Who knew he had a whole other side hustle going on? 😂 Watch out for those fairy tale characters, they've got some surprising secrets up their sleeves!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine stumbling upon the house from Hansel and Gretel, only to find it magically transformed into a delicious taco paradise! 🌮🏠 Now that's a spicy twist on a classic tale that is sure to leave your taste buds wanting more! Just make sure not to nibble on the walls, or you might end up attracting some very hungry taco-loving witches! 🌮🧙‍♀️😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

  Commentary:
  "Cinderella could have thrown her own ball with her animal crew, dancing the night away without worrying about losing a shoe or midnight curfews! 🐭👠 Maybe her Prince Charming just needed a lesson in recognizing true beauty beyond makeup tricks! 💄😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Life isn't a fairy tale, folks! 🧚‍♀️👠 Unless you find yourself at a party losing your shoe at midnight – then it's safe to say you've had one too many fairy tale cocktails! 🍸🌙 Just call yourself Cinderella and stumble back home!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

  Commentary:
  "Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt! It's long enough to reach the tower and then some! 🧝‍♀️🧾 #ReceiptGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing the unconventional happily-ever-afters, our dreamer sets the bar high by aiming to star in a twisted fairy tale where the wolf plays the leading role 🐺. Talk about taking a bite out of life! 🌟📚 #FairyTaleGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, I'm no Sleeping Beauty! 😴👸 Who needs a fairytale when you can have dark circles and coffee instead? ☕️😅"

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