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6 months ago
Share →: Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Commentary:
Breaking news: local prankster strikes again, masterfully executing the classic "It's done" text to random numbers! 📱😄 Will the unsuspecting recipients fall for the mystery of the message, or decode the ultimate prank? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel of "Random Number Roulette: The Sequel"! 🎉 #TextingAntics #MischiefManaged
6 months ago
Share →: Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Commentary:
"Adulting: where the only race you're winning is the race to pay bills on time! 🏃‍♂️👟 #GrowingUpProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise words of the aspiring mountaineer who prefers solid ground beneath their feet! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who needs soaring heights and breathtaking views when you can just enjoy a leisurely stroll in the park, am I right? 🌳😄 #GroundedExplorer"
6 months ago
Share →: Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Commentary:
"📞🔙 Petition to bring back payphones: teaching kids the value of communication, one quarter at a time! Who needs a smartphone when you can dial your friends the old-school way? Plus, it's a lot cheaper to replace a lost quarter than a lost iPhone! 😂 #BackToTheGoodOldDays"
6 months ago
Share →: Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Commentary:
Ah, the delightful chaos of Twitter – a space where hashbrowns and genocide somehow share the same spotlight 🥔💬 It's like navigating a wild jungle of opinions, where one minute you're discussing breakfast foods, and the next, you're being accused of world domination. Twitter truly is a magical place where the absurd and the serious collide in a whirlwind of hashtags and heated debates!
6 months ago
Share →: Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's taking out their winter aggression on a defenseless snowman! ❄️☃️ Better watch out, Frosty, you're in for a frosty showdown! Hopefully, no snowmen were harmed in the making of this snowy drama! ⛄😆 #SnowmanSmackdown
6 months ago
Share →: Is losing your mind a hobby?

Commentary:
"Is losing your mind a hobby? 🤪 Well, if it is, then I must say some people are definitely turning pro at it! 😂 Just remember, if you're losing your mind, make sure you have a good map to find your way back! 🗺️"
6 months ago
Share →: Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Commentary:
"Petition to lower the retirement age. I'm tired now. 💤 Who needs to wait for the golden years when you've already hit bronze, right? 😂 Time to trade in the alarms for afternoon naps! 💼➡️😴 #RetirementDreams"
6 months ago
Share →: Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the Son of God isn't exempt from budget constraints! 💸🎂 Maybe Jesus prefers a potluck party with loaves and fishes? 🐟🍞"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Commentary:
"Priorities: responsibilities vs. GIF-wars. It's a tough decision, but hey, at least you're always GIFted with laughter! 😜💼🎉 #ProcrastinationGuru"