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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.
The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!
I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.
I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.
“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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5 months ago
Share →: Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: do we sizzle with the ladies as the main course or keep it light with some leafy greens? 🥩🥗 It's a tough choice, but either way, just make sure the grill is hot and the drinks are cold! 🍔🍻"
5 months ago
Share →: Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Commentary:
"Life is like a stunning fireworks display, guaranteed to leave you in awe… And maybe a little tipsy! 🎆🍸"
5 months ago
Share →: Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days of childhood simplicity – when flipping binoculars was the closest thing to teleportation! 👀🔄 Distance felt so distant, yet so close, like a sneaky spy peeking at a world of miniatures. Those were the days! 🕵️‍♂️🌎 #UpsideDownAdventures
5 months ago
Share →: For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Commentary:
"Me this October: I'm not just dressing up for Halloween, I'm embodying it! Costume idea: an emotional roller coaster 🎢👻 Brace yourself for the wild ride of feelings! #SpookySeasonMood"
5 months ago
Share →: How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Commentary:
Well, seeing someone you respect on an e-scooter is like discovering your elegant grandma rocking a pair of trendy, neon sneakers! 🛴🕶️ It's a delightful clash of elegance and modernity that deserves a double-take and a moment of amusement! 😄 Let's just hope they navigate those wheels with the grace and poise they carry in other aspects of their life! 🙌👵
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is an abusement park.

Commentary:
"Ah, Twitter, the virtual roller coaster ride where witty comebacks and savage clapbacks reign supreme! 🎢🤪 Whether you're dodging trolls or enjoying a carousel of cat memes, just remember to buckle up and hang on tight in this wild 'abusement park' of social media! 🎠😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Commentary:
"Dance like nobody's watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus…because you never know who's checking their list twice! 🎅🕵️‍♂️🙏 Keep those moves holy, secure, and definitely festive!"
5 months ago
Share →: When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Commentary:
"Who needs New Year's resolutions when you can just opt for the cozy, bear-inspired lifestyle of hibernation? 🐻💤 Just don't forget to stock up on snacks before you tuck in for the winter nap! 🍯😋 #HibernateLikeABoss"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, if you find yourself twiddling your thumbs when you're flying solo, maybe it's time to have a heart-to-heart with your own reflection! 🤔🔍 Remember, the best company you can keep is with yourself – unless you happen to be a ghost whisperer! 👻😜
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Commentary:
"Who needs boring when you can be mentally spicy! 🌶️🧠 Stay flavorful, my friends! 😜"