Funny funny perspective quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

  Commentary:
  Blame it on the invisible ninja, because my feet have the grace of a giraffe on roller skates! 🤦‍♂️🦒🎢

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

  Commentary:
  "At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet liberation of house arrest – where the only ankle you need to monitor is the one kicking back on the sofa! 🏠⛓️ Embracing that stage in life where pajamas are the new power suits and Netflix is the ultimate escape plan. Who needs the great outdoors when you've got great indoors, am I right? 😉 #HomebodyGoals

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  Jan 25, 2025

  Share →: I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the evolution of human laziness! Why break a sweat outdoors when you can conquer the almighty staircase in all its glory? 🧗‍♂️ Who needs the thrill of clinging to a cliff when you can bravely tackle the treacherous journey from the first floor to the second… and maybe even the third if you're feeling extra adventurous? 😂 Just remember, the real challenge isn't the climb itself but trying to look cool while doing it with your office bag

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs followers when you can just annoy bots until they throw in the towel and hit the digital road? 🤖👋 #BotBusting"

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