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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Feb 1, 2026

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Feb 1, 2026

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Jan 28, 2026

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Jan 22, 2026

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Jan 21, 2026